There Once Was A Prez on Nantucket, and Each of His Cars, a Fire Struck It-Is the media ignoring an assassination attempt?

Frontpagemagazine ^ | December 2, 2022 | Robert Spencer

[Michael.SF.]

If all fires started in each engine compartment, each one would be burned evenly and not just on one side.

[Michael.SF.]

LOL — Too logical for the conspiracy theorists.

[citizen]

Isn’t it more likely that the cars rented were used by SS & other admin personnel? Ole Joe probably rode in The Beast or in another armored up vehicle(s).

[COBOL2Java]

Why did the cars catch fire? “The cause of the blaze remains under investigation,” says the Current...

[equaviator]

It was staged in order to garner JoeBiden some kind of sympathy.

[x]

The fire started in one car and spread to the others.

They’re probably all unusable now, but one had more damage than the others.

If there’s an electrical socket anywhere in the vehicles, Joe probably stuck a fork or something in it.

[G Larry]

Likely SS who didn’t want folks to be able to determine who went where.

[OHPatriot]

This makes the most sense. Fires seem too well contained to engine compartment. Wonder who Joey was Sniffing and that info needs to be hidden from the public???

[PLMerite]

“Most assassination attempts are made when the target is present…just saying…”

The timing pencil malfunctioned. That saved Hitler a couple of times, too.

[kvanbrunt2]

The biden entourage unloaded a pile of sh!t into the cars because they are so full of it, and the sh1t spontaneously combusted.

[yldstrk]

More likely a coverup of something.

[Valpal1]

Go look at the pictures again because you claim is inaccurate. One car had a completely engulfed engine compartment, the others did not. The car with the second worst damage was parked nose to nose with the car that caught fire first and the burn patterns on the other cars clearly show the source of fire was a single car in the center.

[allwrong57]

Hunter dropped his crack pipe.

[Elsie]

Someone’s been readin’ our mail!!

[Elsie]

Besides, there is only ONE suspect: the old Batman nemesis - The CACKLER!!

[Elsie]

I see you are here already

[Elsie]

I thought they were Trump’s cars!

[Elsie]

There once was a prez on Nantucket,
and he couldn’t get ‘round in a bucket.
He rented some cars,
and drove under the stars,
until each one, a car fire struck it.

Okay, so I ain’t Shakespeare. But this really happened.

[higgmeister]

no

[Elsie]

To my favorite HS listener - I was in Indiana the whole time this happened, so don’t be achangin’ the darn location data on my phone pictures like the last time!