Dedicated to Xi Jinping:
The evidence before the court is incontrovertible
There’s no need for the jury to retire
In all my years of judging, I have never seen nor heard
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law
The way you made to suffer
All those Chinese men and women
Fills me with an urge to DEFECATE!!!
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fears
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers!
TEAR DOWN THE WALL!