If the volcano is offended, it knows what to do!
>> If the volcano is offended, it knows what to do!
ROFL
Pagans. Worshipping “dumb stuff” since Creation.
Here’s the prophet Elijah making fun of pagans and their deaf and dumb gods:
Starting about noon, Elijah began to tease [the priests of Baal]: “Shout louder! He’s a god, so maybe he’s busy. Maybe he’s relieving himself...”
Isaiah and Ezekiel were pretty good at mocking pagans too.
[If the volcano is offended, it knows what to do!]
Is tossing Greta in as a sacrifice, out of the question?
The volcano’s carbon footprint and everything.
Just trying to be Green, ya know.
C’mon man!!