I’m guessing that twitter needs about 30% of its original staff, maybe less. Twitter is not a complicated company. It needs to slim down. And get back to basics.
This is laughable. 30 percent is about right. And anyone there can be replaced.
I read on TWITTER that these were some of the first positions eliminated in the first round of layoffs. Can you imagine the laughter as the team was going through these positions???? And you know those peons were so smug when they introduced themselves to each other and identified their positions - as if they really mattered in the real world.
So now they are resigning and are going to head back to mom and dad’s basement.
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Agree. Just imagine, what that would do for DC!
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