[kiryandil]

into the Russian Ukrainian artillery wood chipper

Your post reminds me of the old jest:

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs.

If we had eggs.

EUkrainians:

If we had some more artillery pieces, we could shell the Russians.

If we had artillery shells.     

[freeandfreezing]

If we had some more artillery pieces, we could shell the Russians.

A lot of Russians die and then they retreat, so Ukrainian artillery must be working.

Or the Russians are so dumb they hit their own troops.

Russians under Russian fire retreating