My wife and I went to Target this past weekend to buy some Christmas wrapping paper. We found more LGBT paper (which I find offensive for celebrating Christ’s birth), Non-binary elves and plastic Santa’s of every race. As I dodged the pudgy, oily beta-male employees, I could not get out of that store fast enough! I told my wife that I am not stepping foot in that store again.
Should’ve stole something on your way out.