0.0 on breathalyzer.
I suppose typical turd world driving habits, going the wrong way and apparently considering injuries reported at a good clip. ‘But senor officer, I was late and that street was much emptier than others. Besides, I never see this bunch of cops here before.’
Stroke or heart attack maybe?
“0.0 on breathalyzer.”
How’d he do on the dope-a-lyzer ?