Crist said, before the election, he is getting married to a woman after this election. Now that he has lost, he will dump his beard fiancé. He dumped his last wife who said the marriage was one of convenience after he lost the last time he ran for governor. He has been a Republican, a Democrat, straight, gay, married, single. They have to invent a special set of pronouns for him.
You left out INDEPENDENT, I think he was one of those for a while also.