PSA:
Please Stand By
Election Fortification Underway.
PSA:
BOLO Alert Follows.
Be on look out for election fraud conspiracy theorists.
They are a national security threat and must be considered domestic terrorists.
If you have any information regarding the location of such
Contact your local Capital Hill Federal Law Enfourcement or the DHS or DOJ and inform them of unlawfull questioning of election results.
You may now return to our regularly scheduled Programing.