My kid’s school sent home a form asking me to declare my kid’s race. I pitched it. School called about my kid’s race. I said it made no difference to his education and wouldn’t answer it. So he was called to the office and some bureaucrat marked the form and he was sent back to class. So stupid.
I would have told them his race was human. When my oldest registered for 1st grade in Vernon, NJ they asked what language was spoken at home. I replied “Loud English. Kids play deaf”. They laughed. All my answers were sarcastic.