[Organic Panic]

I believe Germany made the largest land machine in the world to dig up their coal. I think it’s the largest. I’ve seen it. It’s massive.
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[Charles Martel]

The Germans may want to think about salvaging this abandoned excavator in former East Germany. Start with an oil change, fresh grease in all the fittings. new starting batteries... and a tanker truck full of WD-40. Leave the fresh paint for later.