Hey Ivan, why don’t Russian tanks run on vodka?
Because the crew drank it all.
Did you here about the Russian soldier who killed 14 and wounded another 23?
Yeah, and that was just training camp.
In Stalin’s day, Russian troops were ordered into battle with only half armed with weapons.
Nowadays, Russian troops are ordered into battle with only half wearing uniforms.
In the Russian army, troops complain, the food is poison and we’re not given enough.
What is the goal in life of a Russian soldier?
To find an adapter so they can plug in their Ukrainian washing machine.
Got a chuckle. Good job.
“Hey Ivan, why don’t Russian tanks run on vodka?
Because the crew drank it all.
Did you here about the Russian soldier who killed 14 and wounded another 23?
Yeah, and that was just training camp.
In Stalin’s day, Russian troops were ordered into battle with only half armed with weapons.
Nowadays, Russian troops are ordered into battle with only half wearing uniforms.
In the Russian army, troops complain, the food is poison and we’re not given enough.
What is the goal in life of a Russian soldier?
To find an adapter so they can plug in their Ukrainian washing machine.”
How does a Russian soldier know what his wife back home is up to?
He asks her boyfriend.