[dragnet2]

I have a plan to slow down the rotation of the earth so people will have more daylight to charge their solar panels.

[DennisR]

Makes sense. Got some preliminary concepts you could share? 😂

[gnarledmaw]

Is your company the ones who make the extra hours of light we get during DST too? Are you expanding your factory now that we are looking at going to it permanently?

Im the president of the company that is working on reversing the flow of electricity back into windmills so we can fly the earth into an orbit that counteracts global warming.

[Zathras]

I have the same plan.
I’m going to hold up my hands and say...”Earth, slow your rotation”
Dang, it didn’t work.

[Lockbox]

I have a plan to slow down the rotation of the earth so people will have more daylight to charge their solar panels.

Well we could run all the windmills backwards to slow the rotation of the Earth which would make longer days, thus buying more time to prevent climate change. We could take the 8.27 years left and aim for 16.54 years!