[Telepathic Intruder]

“[The victim] found it odd, but consented to it,”

On first dates, always go with what your gut tells you.

[Farmerbob]

His gut was telling him “she is so much hotter than the tranny I got last week!”

[KevinB]

On first dates, always go with what your gut tells you.

He got his knob polished after just meeting her. He probably thought more good things were in store.