[dfwgator]

I refuse to believe a nation with an economy the size of Texas presents that much of a threat to us.

"So long, Lone Star State, you look like a tiny star, set against a vast colossal sky of Mother Russia!"

[skeeter]

Lol. How do you get this stuff?

[Flash Bazbeaux]

Reminds me of a “Texas is So Big” joke, “Texans are Rich” division.

A Texan goes to Fort Knox, and a proud, boasting, Kentuckian says “We have so much gold in Fort Knox that we could build a wall all around Texas eight feet high.”

To which the Texan replies “Tell you what. You go and build it, and if I like it, I’ll buy it.”

[Bruce Campbells Chin]

Any callback to SCTV deserves respect.