[Arcadian Empire]

1. Guaranteed bomb

2. These idiots need to write original stories instead of corrupting classic stories

[Lysandru]

When you say "bomb," I am reminded of my jokes about "The Curtis LeMay School of Film making."

The only straight women are likely to be the Wicked Witches. And maybe the Wizard will be "non-binary."

[TreasonObserver]

Ironically, the “Classic” wasn’t like the Novel.