Have you seen the one of the car trying to get into Finland where they’ve taken the Zs off the windows and it’s the only part of the car that doesn’t need a wash?
Three ‘Stans have now issued instructions to their menfolk to disregard any call-up from Russia.
So, the ‘Stans won’t play ball, those catching the flights won’t play ball, the ones crossing into Finland won’t, and the son of a prominent Putin lackey got pranked by someone pretending to be from the local call-up office and went a bit hysterical before effectively saying “My daddy will sort this out!”
At this rate, Putin will be unable to do much better than mobilise village idiots from the central caucasus because no bugger else will be stupid enough to sign up.