[tlozo]

The Russians will take their time on this, grinding them down and regaining it all just like they did with the last Kharkov offensive in May.

Chief spokesperson for the Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation

[Hamiltonian]

"Tovarishchi

This is not what it appears to be.

Kremlin specialists have determined that our Glorius Red Army of Convicts and Mongols has liberated enough mobile phones and washing machines to meet Five Year Plan target for Kharkhov Oblast. Red Army has been ordered to assist with the transfer of denazified goods to Belgorod, where they will be awarded the Order of Shoigu.

Presently, the denazification of consumer electronics and major appliances is continuing in Kherson and Zaporozhye Oblasts."