And funny how some Russian explanations for mistakes/defeats/retreats have more than a whiff of 'Allo 'Allo - Rene caught with the servant girl about them.
You Stupid Comrade! I am not fleeing! Can you not see, I am... er... TELECOMMUTING!
Just like Yanukovych... who thought he could order a total Ukrainian military surrender over the phone from Moscow. Some people actually seem surprised that Ukraine's government responded to his doing that by majority-voting to declare him unfit to continue as President. Rinse and repeat with Strelkiv, Pushilin, Stremousov....
Any more front line pro-Russian Ukrainian authorities trying to lead from the front in Ukraine from deep inside Putin's safe territories?
Oh, yes. Kadyrov, in Grozny.
I guess he forewent the ammo and took the ride instead...