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Florida man pulls 3-foot sword on cops after they approach his car
The New York Post ^
| September 8, 2022
| Patrick Reilly
Posted on 09/08/2022 2:09:34 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Deputies attempted to tase the man, ... but were unsuccessful. Does chain mail short out tasers?
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posted on
09/08/2022 2:14:22 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(The government sees you as either livestock or pet. If things get bad they will eat their pets too.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
09/08/2022 2:14:30 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
He thinks he’s a Targaryen.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“Heh, that’s not a knife...”
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posted on
09/08/2022 2:16:40 PM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
(Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
His real name is Hunter Biden.
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posted on
09/08/2022 2:17:10 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Why didn’t he have an attack-trained alligator?
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posted on
09/08/2022 2:18:46 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
He was driving to Balmoral hoping the new His Maj would dub him knight.
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posted on
09/08/2022 2:20:04 PM PDT
by
decal
(They won't stop, so they'll have to be stopped)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Don’t bring a sword to a gun fight. or a taser fight.
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posted on
09/08/2022 2:21:33 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“As police tried to remove him, he reached towards his center console and drew the three-foot blade, attached to a metal dragon-shaped handle...”
If he yelled “there can be only one!” while doing it, I’d vote to acquit.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Did they shoot it out of his hands?
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posted on
09/08/2022 2:24:25 PM PDT
by
rktman
(Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
To: KarlInOhio
Probably would act as a Faraday cage, so the current would travel on the outside of the chainmail and not through your body.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Attempted suicide by cop?
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posted on
09/08/2022 2:26:40 PM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: All
Southwest Florida strikes again...
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A slice of everyday life for Florida Man.
May go into the finals for the big sports arena Florida Man Extravaganza competition.
Another——
Jan. 9, 2018: Florida man tries to steal rack of ribs by stashing it in his pants
When cops busted Maeli Alvarez-Aguilar at an Indiantown store, he allegedly “removed a full rack of ribs from his waistband.” The hungry 26-year-old was also smuggling fried chicken, two packs of hamburger buns and some mashed potatoes, police said.
Sept. 5, 2019: Florida man protects car from Hurricane Dorian by parking it in kitchen
Patrick Eldridge, of Jacksonville, drove his Smart car inside his home and into his kitchen to protect it from flooding and wind. “My husband was afraid his car might blow away,” his wife, Jessica, said on Facebook.
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posted on
09/08/2022 2:32:58 PM PDT
by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
09/08/2022 2:42:51 PM PDT
by
Ken H
(Trump /DeSantis)
To: Ken H
Never mind. I read that as his name.
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posted on
09/08/2022 2:43:17 PM PDT
by
Ken H
(Trump /DeSantis)
To: KarlInOhio
Does chain mail short out tasers? Yes, it would. The electricity would flow between the terminals across the mail. Direct short.
Probably would make a pretty good spark, though.
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posted on
09/08/2022 2:46:37 PM PDT
by
TangoLimaSierra
(⭐⭐Public hangings will wake 'em up.⭐⭐)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Florida Man always has the best headlines!
To: DannyTN
“Don’t bring a sword to a gun fight. or a taser fight.”
Unless you’re a Gurkha.
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posted on
09/08/2022 2:58:54 PM PDT
by
MercyFlush
(☭☭☭ Soviet Russia must be destroyed. ☭☭☭)
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