[humblegunner]

they can convert into lies to be dolled out by the agency

Did you mean "DOLED" out? Or were you thinking of dolls?

Are you having a stroke?

And I don't mean the kind you have with the Jergen's lotion.

[EasySt]

If I am having a stoke, if won’t be for lack of your stalking me
from thread to thread trying to give me one.

Yes. I typo-ed Barron, and Doled. Probably not the first time, either.

Your plan could be working. It has probably worked on others.

~Easy