[Da Coyote]

If the left touches it, it turns to shi...er...Dorkbamastuff.
Every time.
All the time.
Without fail.
Guaranteed.
Sure bet.

[Leaning Right]

> If the left touches it, it turns to shi... <

Conservatives will course-correct as new information comes in.

Liberals will not course-correct. And they will deny evidence that does not fit their world view. Ideology trumps all.