Golly gee, those Chinook “workhorses and staples of the fleet” are practically NEW!
Thank goodness we’re not like those backward Orc Russians, relying on old obsolete stuff!
Those Chinooks are state of the art!
Yeah, those birds are ancient, and I'd bet that having teams of mechanics who are where they are because of their race, their gender, whatever -- than who actually know how to keep them flying -- it's madness. I see they're blaming it on a part -- maybe, maybe not.
But hey, those techs are all well-schooled in gender dysphoria and "kill whitey" racism studies, tho', so what a few engine fires?
The new stuff got canceled decades ago. Seems social programs and MIC pet projects were more important.