Joey, don’t lose that football
It’s the only one you own
You might use it if you feel better
When you get home
Funny.
Generals and Security Advisor, out of breath: “Mr.President where is the football now. This is urgent.”
Joe B: “Relax, fellas. I was playing with some kids and I gave it to them as a goodwill gesture. They ran off with some guys in raincoats and sunglasses in an suv. Long gone now.”