In fact, every single day of our calendar "celebrates" multiple things. For instance, today, August 25, we are celebrating "National Banana Split Day"; "National Kiss And Make Up Day"; "National Park Service Founders Day"; "National Secondhand Wardrobe Day"; and "National Whiskey Sour Day."
You probably by now think I'm making all of this up to prove a point. But I'm not, go here and see for yourself.
All of these "celebration" days, weeks and months have gotten out of hand. The upside is that it's all been rendered meaningless.
In that spirit, I'm declaring September to be "Grouchy White Guy Appreciation Month."
Too late, I've already nominated every day of the year for that celebration.