[The Fop]

House Rules:

1. No Whites allowed. If you’re White please leave.

2. That goes double for brainy Asian students. If we see any of you White adjacents who excel in racist math, we reserve the right to beat your head in.

[Cecily]

“1. No Whites allowed. If you’re White please leave.

2. That goes double for brainy Asian students. If we see any of you White adjacents who excel in racist math, we reserve the right to beat your head in.”

But hire us first and ahead of everybody else regardless of education, experience or aptitude when we interview at your firm.