I knew by the fifth grade that you can’t trust a librarian.
Frenchy’s on the corner of Fulton and Broadway in Manhattan is the best portable used book store I’ve ever frequented. He’s friendly, informative, and has all the great literature that libraries are no longer interested in. In fact, I’ve seen Anne Frank in his inventory more than once. He fits everything on a small table that he folds up at the end of the day.
Libraries? A quaint idea by Ben Franklin, from back in the days when books were always made of paper.
I married one. It was twenty years in hell, but I finally divorced her.
“I knew by the fifth grade that you can’t trust a librarian.:
Easy now, my wife is a school librarian and the most conservative person I know. She makes Genghis Khan seem liberal.