[RoosterRedux]

I'll bet Mitt would even campaign for Liz...going door-to-door (he's a nice little boy, but he's desperately naive)

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[Regulator]

They come from Planet Kolob.

Aliens in skinny ties.

[5th MEB]

I have had a few of those boys come to my door; I have a large front porch , I offer them a seat on the porch then I offer them a DOUBLE WHISKEY and tell them that the GOOD LORD created whiskey to ease humanities aches and pains.

I tell them that anybody who would refuse a neighborly whiskey is probably a HEATHEN TURK and should be, according to VLAD TEPESH, IMPALED AS AN ENEMY OF THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH!

Those boys don’t hang around to long.

(it also works on Jehovah Witnesses)