“From this point forward, conservatives need to refer to the FBI as the KGB.”
Except that it is not a good comparison. The KGB was foreign intelligence, quite like our CIA. A better comparison would be with the NKVD; or, better still, the Stasi in East Germany, or the Gestapo in Nazi Germany.
More apt, more modern, given who the real enemy is use: MSS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ministry_of_State_Security_(China)
Yeah, you’re right.
How about the GBI, the Gestapo Bureau of Investigation ?