Climate change is real...
Please send Greta Thunberg to Tonga, via Taylor Swift or John Kerry’s jet, and let her proclaim “How dare you, volcano!”
True, but it is natural. If every country on Earth confiscated every penny of income beyond bare subsistence and spent it all on "climate", it could not affect the global temperature by one degree or the sea level by an inch.
If every human disappeared tomorrow, the Earth would continue in its slightly irregular orbit of the Sun, with its little wobble, as it has since God set it spinning. Winter, spring, summer and fall would progress as always. Natural cycles would continue; global temperatures would change periodically, glaciers would advance and retreat, ocean levels would rise and fall, deserts would become savannahs and savannahs would become forests or wetlands. Some forests and wetlands would revert to desert. Over eons of time tectonic forces would push up mountains and volcanoes would erupt, and over more eons they would be worn down by wind and rain.
This would continue until the day of the Lord’s choosing, when our Sun goes nova and reduces the planet to ash.
The main difference is that there would be no liberals around to lie about it.