Not only that but the Chinese are all going to jump up and down at the same time, knocking the Earth out of orbit.
I read it in Weekly World News!
A bunch of patriotic Americans jumped up and down at the same time and saved the world!!
Boy. That was a close one!
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Yeah, the guys from Oaklyn bar in Oaklyn NJ, the Jersey Jumpers!
I still have that article, LOL!