In case of a nuclear attack, all New Yorkers please file in an orderly fashion to the nearest subway station where you will be pushed into the path of an oncoming train. Thank you.
“please file in an orderly fashion...”
Lol—in the event of a nuclear attack on NYC, one word that will never be used by anyone is “orderly”....I would expect a few new curse words to be invented on the spot, however.
;-)