[Who is John Galt?]

Remember the obese "Russian general" you reported to be in charge of the invasion? I hear that he is PERSONALLY programming the targets for every single one of these missiles!

The reason they're hitting civilians is because he has a lot of trouble reaching a keyboard, not to mention "fat fingers".

(\sarc ;>)

[marcusmaximus]

When Russia runs out of the rest of their munitions, they’ll dump General Pavel out of a bomber and see what damage he can do.