Wow. I give the two in front a Cat Lady rating of 5 each.
Didn’t know there’s a ratings scorecard. Found this one -
Crazy Cat Lady Scoring
0–5: It’s not serious yet, so let’s just say you’re a crazy cat lady in training.
6–10: Family and friends have stopped visiting, and co-workers pretend to be on the phone when you walk by.
11–15: It’s gotten so bad, your loved ones are planning to stage an intervention.
16–20: Even the neighbors have started calling animal control to report you. You’re as crazy as they come, crazy cat lady.
https://www.petful.com/misc/crazy-cat-lady/