Cruciferous? Like root word 'cross'? Like the Christian cross oppressing women and LGBTQs? Your religious bigotry is showing, you Christian Dominionist!
Alternatively...
Cruciferous? Like root word 'cross'? Like the burning cross of the Ku Klux Klan?? Your racial bigotry is showing, you nazi, you!
With a bit more work I sure I could smear you for just about any trope of the left. (Working now on some way to say you are trying to kill the endangered North Chadian fizzgromit.)
You’re good. I applaud your ridiculous woke chain of thought.