Congratulations indeed. Already the Duma is lining up Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Moldova, Poland, Kazhakstan and maybe a few more.
Because this one was such a walk in the park.
The latest wheeze: Due to some process technicality, it seems Lithuania has been independent for 31 years BY MISTAKE...
https://twitter.com/dw_russian/status/1534597375054032899
If the Duma votes in favor, the result will be that Russia formally considers Lithuania as still part of the USSR, and is therefore still part of Russia.
It will be hard to protect all those miles of rail line from sabotage.