[DeFault User]

Some Absorbine Jr. in Thomas’ jockstrap might slow him down. (I recall that as a rather cruel joke years ago.)

[Clutch Martin]

“Some Absorbine Jr. in Thomas’ jockstrap might slow him down. (I recall that as a rather cruel joke years ago.)”

Cramer’s Atomic Balm... put some on your ball glove to help break it in... forget about it, go take a pee, touch certain places... yyyyyeeeeeoooooowwww!