DC Jury. He’s full of S@#t you must acquit!
As a pessimistic and correct pundit I heard a couple of weeks ago said, the Dem voters in DC was 92.1% in the last election. He’s right that the outcomes are known in advance.
For any jury pool in DC the faces of DC types hearing the name Trump turn into those of the shriveled, puckered, scowling living dead. For Clintons “Our heroes,” sighs and tears of pride.