Your post makes no sense. But I’m sure you’re proud of it anyway.
Actually it make perfect sense but you’re either too arrogant to admit it, or too damn stupid recognize it.
Most the pity for you.
I have a sneaky suspicion you sit down when you urinate so as not to piss on the toilet seat. Here’s a news flash, Buckwheat: the toilet seat lifts up.
That’s free advice and your welcome.