Just the effing title of this article sounds like dumbest batsht crazy satire
And Miley and other gelded officers carry on with a straight face like this.
And I thought Russian officers feared Putin and obeyed stupid orders blindly ... Sht, we got nothing to envy them on.
I propose a new Internet rule called the ‘Bee Theorem’: as time passes, the difference between a satirical Babylon Bee piece and real life approaches zero.