[hanamizu]

“Since it’s only affecting queers, I say we call this variant “buttmonkeypox”.”

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Well, to be fair, straights can catch it if they eat ‘bush meat’ while on holiday in Africa. As for the queers, apparently our bodies weren’t designed for the exits to be used as entrances, but no doubt monkey pox will become the next disease to enjoy ‘civil rights’.

[Boogieman]

“Well, to be fair, straights can catch it if they eat ‘bush meat’ while on holiday in Africa.”

While I’m sure that’s possible, apparently 100% of the “victims” of the current outbreak are male homos, which is why that is one of the required “checkboxes” for a diagnosis detailed in this letter.