ATC: “Sir, we recognize you have a situation. But first, let me ask you....have you been vaccinated?”
Psgr: “Yes, I have.”
ATC: “OK, sir. I believe your pilot was and passed out as a result of his vaccine. So, here’s what you need to do.”
Psgr: “Yes?
ATC: “Slide your seat back as far as it will go.”
Psgr: “OK...I’m there.”
ATC: “Now, sir, bend your head forward, down between your legs.”
Psgr: “Huh, do what? OK, if you say so.”
ATC: “Now sir...this is critical. You need to pucker up and kiss your vaccinated butt goodbye, cause you’re gonna die.
It would be interesting to find out if the unconscious pilot was vaccinated or not though.