Don't worry, our version of Pravda will be filling your head with all the great successes of socialism and all the horrors of capitalism while you wait in that breadline.
It worked for 70+ years in the USSR, so it should work here as well
Best of all, there won’t be any pesky American example putting the lie before everyone’s eyes. Pravda says it’s a paradise. You’ve never known anything different. So dammit, it’s a paradise. Shut up and scrape the mold off your bread ration and keep the line moving.