“At this point is there anyone who has NOT been called a Nazi?”
My crack team of researchers has located Mr. Edmund Amputee-Jones of 17 The Birches, Snotbury, Kent, as the only living human being not to be labelled a Nazi by the government of Russia. This may be due to the fact that he left on a round the world yacht trip in 1893 and is presumed dead.
They say the Russians have developed very sophisticated Nazi identification technology, almost foolproof in terms of confirming that subjects are Nazis. In the west, we call these devices mirrors.