[Yossarian]

They can’t even take half the country, and you think they’re going to take all Eastern Europe? Oh, please…

Russia wasn't able to take half of Ukraine because…
…of the brave Ukrainian fighters (yeah, some of them may be a-holes)…
…backed by the western (read: US) support…
…which you quite clearly oppose.

[EEGator]

I oppose US involvement.
It’s Europe’s problem.