Stacy Abram is so big…
How big is she?
She is so big that when she is in Atlanta she casts a shadow in Valdosta.
She is so big that Stone Mountain got lost in one of her fat wrinkles.
She is so big that I takes seven railroad tank cars of Crisco just to fry her chicken for dinner.
She is so big that when she went swimming off Amelia Island it blocked the Gulf Stream for three days.
She is so big that the FAA flight controller route airlines around her.
She is so big it would keep Laz busy for 6 years.
Sorry Laz.