[Kevmo]

Russia, teh decrepit dystopian nightmare, with a totally incompetnent military, is going to strike forth on their unstoppable march to global conqust by taking over the uKRAINE?
***Uhh, they did strike forth in their global conquest invasion. Or do you deny this simple fact?

[Trailerpark Badass]

LOL, oh no. You're not really saying Russia is planning to conquer the globe by starting in the Ukraine?

Please tell me you didn't just say that.