[Feckless]

We should be standing on the bank shooting at them, not saving them.

[Aevery_Freeman]

I'd prefer a more distant position.

I have a snowbird buddy down in Arizona that belongs to a sniper club.

They practice 1000-yard shooting.

Were just one coyote's head evaporate mysteriously, traffic would slow significantly.

[9YearLurker]

Maybe some firehoses in the river to wash them back to the other side?