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Joe Biden's Problems
Townhall.com ^ | April 21, 2022 | Emmett Tyrrell

Posted on 04/21/2022 5:08:33 AM PDT by Kaslin

Washington -- April, the great poet T.S. Eliot has tried to tell us, is the cruelest month of the year, and yet we continue to go out without our raincoats. Many pedestrians even forget their windbreakers. What about the fate of the flagship of Russia's Black Sea fleet, the Moskva? A stray cigarette was presumably tossed on the floor of one of the ship's secured ammunition rooms and kaboom, the ship went down along with some 500 luckless Russian sailors. They could not even get help from their Ukrainian cousins, yucking it up a few miles away.

Thus far, it has also been a dreadful month for Hunter Biden and his forgetful father, the president of the United States, Joe Biden. What has been called "the laptop from hell" -- actually, it is Hunter's abandoned laptop -- continues to reveal its secrets. There is the evidence that Hunter was experimenting with cocaine en route to fentanyl when he still had the laptop in his possession. Nor could he resist taking a selfie of himself in a pornographic pose. Finally, he abandoned himself terribly over essential toiletry details such as going for weeks without a proper haircut or a proper shave, and he appeared on several occasions to suffer an advanced case of head lice. What is more, his hair is thinning, and it appears that his shirttail is out at least once, and on another occasion, he appeared shirtless.

As for his dad, there was that speech he gave in North Carolina last week. It was greeted enthusiastically until he turned his back on the audience and attempted to shake hands with the wall. The wall did not respond. Then it appeared that he tried to hug the wall. Again, no response.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: hunterbiden; joebiden

1 posted on 04/21/2022 5:08:33 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

“People are talking up having age limits for running for office, yet that could eliminate the entire upper tier of the Democratic Party.”

Age Limits would also be pretty hard on the Republicrat Party.


2 posted on 04/21/2022 5:18:26 AM PDT by Tupelo (“Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*ck things up” (Barack Obama))
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To: Kaslin

“Joe Biden’s Problems” is Joe Biden


3 posted on 04/21/2022 5:58:47 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: Kaslin

A stray cigarette was presumably tossed on the floor of one of the ship’s secured ammunition rooms and kaboom,

True or not, The liberal takeaway from this entire article is “Smoking Kills”.


4 posted on 04/21/2022 6:11:25 AM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable STILL)
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To: Tupelo

Grassley is exhibit A.


5 posted on 04/21/2022 6:13:15 AM PDT by Lurkinanloomin ( (Natural born citizens are born here of citizen parents)(Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Kaslin

The Russkis would rather admit an act of extreme stupidity than admit a Ukrainian victory against their warship.


6 posted on 04/21/2022 6:24:44 AM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: Kaslin

If you could actually list Joe Biden’s problems you’d crash the internet.


7 posted on 04/21/2022 6:30:37 AM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: Kaslin

Term limits solves a lot of current problems with our corruption


8 posted on 04/21/2022 7:03:41 AM PDT by Hogblog
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To: Hogblog

Term limits solves a lot of current problems with our corruption


Yes it would, but getting Congress to agree (by 2/3 majority in each house) to a Constitutional Amendment that would limit their time of power, glory and wealth is virtually impossible to imagine.


9 posted on 04/21/2022 7:52:17 AM PDT by hanamizu
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To: hanamizu

Yes it would, but getting Congress to agree (by 2/3 majority in each house) to a Constitutional Amendment that would limit their time of power, glory and wealth is virtually impossible to imagine.

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With an exemption for existing current sitting members, the problem would soon enough solve itself.


10 posted on 04/21/2022 6:29:24 PM PDT by Graybeard58
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So a sinking ship with 500 people and they didn’t attempt to rescue anyone?

The Ukrainians sound like dicks


11 posted on 04/22/2022 1:29:40 PM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
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