What worries poor Brandin ain’t Putin,
In poot’n he’s known to prevail!
He fears he will face prosecut’n
If midterm elections should fail
War is the time-tried solution
when troubles the home-front assail
when folks talk about revolut’n
and only of misery tell
“look yonder they’re ripe for the loot’n
see hammer, here is your nail!
Let’s snatch up the flag and start shoot’n
and blast all those commies to hell!
Very good.